freckles and galaxies and metaphors and YEAH
mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
Tell it how it is, Karen.
I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket
I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.
I should make this now.
I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both
Marry me in this and I will love you forever
my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience