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xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

holothewolf-x:

thefrogman:

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

the hoard of legos dragon must hate himself so much XD

tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

animepickuplines:

You must be a ghost because you make me want to take off my panties.
— Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

animepickuplines:

You must be a ghost because you make me want to take off my panties.

— Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

elfpen:

You Awake Yet?

"Hic?"
"No."
"But it’s Saturday!"
"Exactly."
"Come on, you’ve been sleeping all night."
"Not with those stupid glowing stars of yours. Why do you keep those, anyway?"
"Why do you have a stuffed salamander doll?"
"It’s not a salamander, and it’s not a doll. My mom gave it to me."
"Awwwwwwww,"
"Stuff it, Frosty."
"Not until you get your ass out of bed, Stumpy."
"I really, really, really hate you, you know.”
"Aww, I love you too, man."

Prompt fulfillment for snowcaines, who won 2nd prize in my giveaway! She gave me a lot of really cool prompts to choose from, but the one I chose was Hiccup and Jack Frost as college roommates. 

elfpen:

You Awake Yet?

"Hic?"

"No."

"But it’s Saturday!"

"Exactly."

"Come on, you’ve been sleeping all night."

"Not with those stupid glowing stars of yours. Why do you keep those, anyway?"

"Why do you have a stuffed salamander doll?"

"It’s not a salamander, and it’s not a doll. My mom gave it to me."

"Awwwwwwww,"

"Stuff it, Frosty."

"Not until you get your ass out of bed, Stumpy."

"I really, really, really hate you, you know.”

"Aww, I love you too, man."

Prompt fulfillment for snowcaines, who won 2nd prize in my giveaway! She gave me a lot of really cool prompts to choose from, but the one I chose was Hiccup and Jack Frost as college roommates.